To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? I know, I took you completly by suprise. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). Or possibly rightthat would be scary. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Hey, where are you going?! Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. It doesn't. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. Okay, quote is done. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. Okay. Hmmmmgood question. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. Seeya. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. I thought of putting pen into book, turning dark ink into colorful, rainbow letters of love to express my feelings for you. Well, look at you? I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. But then, I'm meand you're you. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. Neo is told that he has two choices. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. Anyway, gotta go! Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? That's all. Okay. Any miniute now. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! Email List Ideas (and Generator) And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. So am I. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. I want you to stay away, so don't cross my moat. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. I even impress myself. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. And I don't really have a topic today. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Perfect for online roasting, social media, Reddit, and school fun! Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. I'm just bored. You were not born. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. No! I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. Okay. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. No. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. I have three very hard academic classes. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. That sounds good, too. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you. They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. How To Write A Newsletter That made little sense. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. OH, SO SPLENDID!! An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. I'm so special. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Isn't that sort of ironic? Now, those have possibilities. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. I don't want a full year of work. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. Product Name Generator Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? Copywriting Guides: God help us all, except you. 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It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. It hurt. You are dank and filthy. Today, I was checking out some weird news. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! But everything else I've said so far is true. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). OkayI can do it. OkayI admit it. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. You are a canker, an open wound. Awwwwisn't he cute? Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. The copy roast is an absolute no-brainer price, and now I feel so confident in my sales copy. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Job Interview Questions All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Wal-mart TV is evil. Billboard Advertising Guide BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! I'm just rambling. And so the week went by. This morning, my Mom came home from work. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? So my dad picked a steak place. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. But I can't think of anything to write about. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. Here are 11 good roasts to shut your friends up & win an argument. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! What an unbelievable event! Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? Welcome to the textart.sh collection of roast text art! I'm backand it's several hours later. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! I hate irony. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! 31 min ago Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. You feel very, very honored. Or maybe not. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Strange, huh? That made him happy. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. I thought it was sadand normal. 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Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) How do you PROVE something is not infinite? Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. *g8ggles* bye. January 13, 2023 Performance by Ujala Qazi. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. HA-HA! It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. I know, unlikely, huh? I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. I have very low expectations of my site. You are the entropy which will claim us all. Clients who have come through a previous sales call and are in the final call before they commit to purchasing. Wasn't that semi-entertaining? Or have I been doing that too much lately? Okay. That makes complete and total sense! *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? No? It was sad. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? You can copy and paste these art pieces using the buttons below each piece. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? yeah. Oh. I get done at 9:15. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). The whole thing. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. HOW ARE YOU DOING? LinkedIn Recommendations You're a fool, an ignoramus. That's funny!!!! GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. What Is Scaling? You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. Hey, I'm once again: back. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. AwwwwwI'm touched! Writing Guides Just like all those reports people have to do. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. Back to the present. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. *sniffle* Why must this be? Out loud. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! I don't want to rain on your parade. I'm back. I bet it does. Isnt' that nice? I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Think about it. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. This, of course would expand the market for such products. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. You vulgar little maggot. Would it vary? It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. What a crazy idea. Shame on you! Sometimes, it is lazy. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. 45 min ago i'll copy and paste this to my site. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? Especially since no one but me would ask the question. You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. Yep that's right. How To Sell A Food Product In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. Tag: roasting paragraph copy and paste. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. I'm tired. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Now I have a purpose in life! How To Write A Memo This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. Copypasta are long funny texts which are distributed over the internet by copy and paste. Think about it. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. Report abuse. Caffeine Calculator I'm back again. January 13, 2023 Performance by Ujala Qazi. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. Before we knew it, we were on the road. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. I'll tell you. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. We had to do an essay on a book. What are the requirements to get a remote job in copywriting and digital marketing? niggers like you are the reasons why I want to bring back the kkk. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. This has been a public service announcment. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. What cruel fate is this? *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. When is it MYturn? It just doesn't make any sense. *yawn* I'm back. It's okay. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. On top of that, I sometimes worry that I'm oversharing or not making . as many times as possible before you splattered your brains on the rocks, all the while listening to a soundtrack that is similar to a dying ceiling fan. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Freaky Paragraphs for Him Copy And Paste. YouTube @Copy Clips I'm pledging to be by your side as long as I live because you are the only person that made me realize the difference between living and existing. Roast copypasta Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. And I promise not to force you to live when you would rather die. | 7.29 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. 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